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Technicalities. → Rachel Berry 

• TAGGING → Rachel Berry, Noah Puckerman
• TIME FRAME → Early Sunday morning, 4/8
• LOCATION → Wherever the highway takes them - in other words, Puck/I haven’t decided yet.
• GENERAL NOTES → Shortened it to try to finish this puppy.~

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brittanysusan:

Lord Tubs loves Bacon! Especially raw bacon…Come to think of it, raw bacon is pretty delicious as well!

You know that eating raw bacon probably isn’t good for you, right?

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brittanysusan:

Thanks Puck! And don’t you people eat like Kosher stuff? Eat some of that!

… You people? Rude. Hah, yeah, I guess. M’not exactly good with sticking to that shit anyway, given how I eat bacon like nobody’s fuckin’ business.

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combatsandfishnets:

I’m gonna go with good, because that’s like insurance that he’ll never ever mess with your food. So, score.

Ohhh, don’t call him that. Because that’s just gonna make you think that it’s awesome for you to call me Knives Chau or something.

Oh, really? I never knew you wanted to be a fireman, but yeah, I can see it. Sounds really cool, actually.

Right? They know not to mess with my burritos.

Pfft. Nah. You’re T. I like you more than him anyway. He’s nuts.

Been thinkin’ about it for a while now and it’d probably be easier to be a fireman than a musician, right? And m’not really one for the whole school scene, so college is out. M’getting pretty excited for it, actually.

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brittanysusan:

I’ve never liked your swearing…It hurts rainbows. But I’m good right now! Just chilling with Lord Tubs. You?

Hmm. I’ll think about cutting back a bit, just for you. M’trying to figure out what to eat since I’m starving as hell. So nothin’ much here either.

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combatsandfishnets:

Ohh, Taco Bell. You know what? I skipped dinner. Everything sounds good to me right now.

I’m good. Been busy getting ready for Graduation and school in the fall. Also, this dude named Mike takes up a good amount of my time. What’s new with you, though? 

Taco Bell is my life. I’m on a first name basis with the employees over at the Taco Bell by my house. …Dunno if that’s good or just fuckin’ sad.

Mike? Never heard of him. All I know is Jackie Chang. I’ve been looking at programs to become a firefighter actually. In New York. Sounds pretty legit, right?

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combatsandfishnets replied to your post: Well, fuck.

I kinda hate you right now for making me crave pizza, but that really sucks.

I’ve been craving it for the last week. But ehh. I’ll just go to Taco Bell or somethin’.

‘Sup with you, T? Haven’t talked to you in a while.

brittanysusan replied to your post: Well, fuck.

You shouldn’t swear so much :-(

And you’ve known me how long?

‘Sup, Britt?

come on, skinny love.